Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Performing Monkey?

I cancelled going to a party over the weekend.

Originally I was considering trannying, as there was some half-arsed attempt at fancy dress. But when I remembered the organiser couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery, I changed my mind. Having a date also changed it :)

Sadly my date cancelled (very good reason as it happens), and without her I didn't really feel like going out. You could also say it wasn't my first choice of location or crowd.

So when I texted the birthday boy, I got the following reply:

"That sucks man. I told everyone there was going to be a tranny at my party."

What am I? A performing fucking monkey? Am I free entertainment? At the very least I expect the going rate! If he brings it up when I next see him words will be had!


richard eichmann said...

I can't believe he said that, that's pretty outrageous!
I think you should point it out to him, I'm sure he'll feel like a tit if he has any sense.
I do hate it when people act like you're some kind of supernatural being just because you subscribe to an 'alternative lifestyle' - we have the right to be just as ordinary and boring as anyone else.

Chrissy said...

If anyone I knew like that, had said anything like that, he'd be on my Shit List for sure...
"Come to my party, there'll be a tranny..." ...FFS!!

Sorry to hear about your date... do you need any of my good Karma sending your way, since you were so good as to pass me some? ;)

Pandora Caitiff said...

Cheers Richard and Chrissy!

Yep, some spare good karma would be very nice about now.

As it turns out most of the people who went had heard nothing about the presence of a tranny.

Not forgiven, but spared the kicking!

Chrissy said...

Karma being sent NOW... I have a slow connection, it might take a while...